I Can't Get No Satisfaction (Black Friday Shopping and Jesus)
I was very thankful to get the opportunity to spend Thanksgiving with my parents. They are entering their mid-seventies, but are still very active. My mother was proud to tell me that she completely pulled out the floor in her guest bedroom, rebuilt floor joists, and put down flooring. When I asked her why she didn't ask me or my brother for help, she said she wanted to prove that she could still do it. So after seeing this side of my mother, I was sure that Black Friday shopping would be a piece of cake. I was wrong. Last Christmas, my mother woke me up before the crack of dawn to stand in the freezing cold and face Walmart fifty percent off Christmas items sale. After waiting an hour, facing the high chance of a stampede of little old ladies with shopping carts, and running through half the store, I made it back to the Christmas section in time to see my mother put five or six boxes of Christmas ziploc baggies in her cart and proceed to tell...